Cock Mobsters

August 27th, 2007

Unfortunatley, I had to work so I missed out on all the sweet riding up at Silver Star but when I got home I found 14 drunk Shore-ians and a ceramic chicken on my deck. You may want to skip todays post if you find sexual innuendo offensive…..yeah right.

So let the stupid puns begin:

Cock tease…

???

Cold cock…

Chokin’ the chicken…

Cockney (Cock knee, get it?)…

Sef-explanatory…

Cock lube….

Cock/stuffed pussy….

Cock and balls…

Cock ring….

Cock tail…

Next morning (again), I had to go to work, but here is what the rest of the gang were up to:

Check out the crew…

Now look a little closer. See that mug? A better explanation of the mug shenanigans is HERE.

We actually did ride bikes today. A lap on Builders Only.

With the usual floaters…

…and senders that riding Powers entails.

Gotta take a break before lap two.

Yes Sarah, that’s all you.

Round 2 and the Mug is seen on a suspension bridge.

Too bad Dan didn’t notice it.

Aimee on the big teeter. Layne, what a gentleman. Spotting for the lady. He’s actually hoping she falls of him (she may have aready fallen FOR him. I haven’t kept updated on the status there though).

It actually will come down at some point, you just have to be patient.

Gratuitous hot g
irl on a bike shot. Oh, and Aaron from the Bean too.

And a decent air shot for dessert.


My other "job"……

August 24th, 2007

Some of my old workmates from YVR came out to train at NORD for a week.
I was sceduled to come light some fires for them on my days off from work!
It was sure nice to see them again….
but back to work:

The old van isn’t looking so good….


Under Chris’ (my old supervisor) expert supervision,
couple guys on the safety line….

Doug (my boss at NORD) talking to the Attack team about some vehicle fire tactics….

Git ‘er done!

Boys enjoying a brief break from the action:

A quick debriefing session by Doug before the next round:

Heading in for a cylinder refill, water refill and a well deserved break!

Alistair, one of NORD‘s Instructors and an awesome Fire Tech! He’s taught me some tricks of the trade…..

Oh oh! Dumpter’s on fire again?!?!!?

These guys are on it!

No problem!

Things get worse from here…..

Now a propane tank is on fire!
But this isn’t a problem for the crews from YVR!
The team being coached by Chris, approaching the propane tank:

Snuffed the flames out, but they still have to shut the propane tank off!

Emergency decontamination practice; get out of all your gear without coming in contact with the outside of it:

We also did a whole bunch of evolutions in the burn building but pictures don’t turn out so well when i’m inside lighting the fires…..
It get really HOT in there, 300 celcius around the 3′ mark up to 800 celcius (or more) around 7′!
No wonder I look so hot and tired…..
Thanks for a great couple days boys!!!!!
Miss yah….

Wade Simmons Freeride Experience Tour Day Ten..

August 11th, 2007

Yes Wade may be able to ride a bike phenominally well….

….but he can’t build a tent very well. bahahahahaha! Have a good sleep Wade??

That’s Ok….the breakfast feast made up for it and then we started with lap #1!

Nicole:

Wade:

Nicklas

Nicole:

Nic:

Wade:

Wade styling it up!

Moi:

Nic:

Nicole:

Moi again:

Wade:

A lucky Swis German guy hooked up with us at the parking lot first thing in the morning.
Unfortunatley, he was the only one who got hurt.
Nice little meat puppet.
Nice to know that if he wore his elbow pads this wouldn’t have happened….
Let this be a lesson to all of us….(unless you like cool scars on your body).

Here is the work i love to do!

Not bad for a rookie! I sure used up a lot of saline and gauze!
Found out later that he ended up getting 11 stitches to sew him back up!!!!
Glad I sent him to the hospital….and I was worried about infection…